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sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

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jununy:

i miss these kids

jununy:

i miss these kids

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oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

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wecansexy:

homestuck’s only been back for two days and im already making speculative upd8 art. god help my soul
(i really hope john loses a tooth he would look cute ok shut up)

wecansexy:

homestuck’s only been back for two days and im already making speculative upd8 art. god help my soul

(i really hope john loses a tooth he would look cute ok shut up)

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what do you think gamzee and tavros would be like in highschool?
Anonymous

b0yskylark:

raspledazzle:

raspledazzle:

b0yskylark:

raspledazzle:

tavros “i bet i can eat like 3 cheezburgers in like 30 seconds but you have to pay for them” nitram

tavros “tried out for the football team but got hit in the eye once so he quit” nitram

tavros “his dad has chaperoned every field trip since kindergarten and his classmates beg him to come back the next time because hes hot hot like potat” nitram

gamzee “draws dicks on literally every paper hes given and is suprised when the teachers yell at him” makara

gamzee “smokes weed in a tree outside and is still suprised when he gets caught” makara

gamzee “spaces out in every class and yet still gets straight A’s and no one knows why we think his dad bribes administrators” makara

Tavros “I bring my pokemon collectors card binder to class since I was 7” Nitram

Gamzee “I found at least seven curly fries in my hair and havent eaten curly fries in 3 months” Makara

tavros “called his teacher ‘mom’ once on accident and didnt look her in the eye for the rest of the year” nitram

gamzee “walks into the wrong class and goes through the full hour without realizing its freshman math instead of 11th grade biology”

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gamzee comics whats new

PERFECTION

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caledscratch:

sharing a computer with a nutrition science major like

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harmonicakind:

angryqueershakespeare:

peterfromtexas:

Ok…now what?

I am laughing so goddamn hard at this
it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like
just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely
I;m dying

omg

harmonicakind:

angryqueershakespeare:

peterfromtexas:

Ok…now what?

I am laughing so goddamn hard at this

it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like

just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely

I;m dying

omg

(Source: reddit.com)

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thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

(Source: katara)

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kai-tuju:

3D printing is being used to print organs, prosthetic limbs, and this

kai-tuju:

3D printing is being used to print organs, prosthetic limbs, and this

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phanventure-time:

rapunzelie:

21+ full-figured actresses playing 14/15/16 yr old characters rly fucked up my self-esteem and self-image when i was young and made me v insecure

quit casting adults as young characters esp in shows w/ young target audiences?? man it makes undeveloped lil girls feel inadequate that they don’t look like grown women when they’re baby teens

tRUTH

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Harry Potter Magical Wand