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gracekraft:

A collection of SU doodles from my twitter. Figured I would post them here too~

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pinkmany:

pinkmany:

why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf

and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh girls and their starbucks”

but like

there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away

so…. did she come back from the one…

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You'd be pretty if you weren't such a pretentious bitch.
Anonymous

fullten:

You’re right, I would be just pretty if I wasn’t a pretentious bitch, but because I am a pretentious bitch, I’m fucking stunning

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historicthrenody:

everything you need to know about this new paradox space comic

historicthrenody:

everything you need to know about this new paradox space comic

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vincentvangaylord:

timeandspaceismything:

vincentvangaylord:

grandkanye:

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs

image

That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature

image

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*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
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unacted:

reblog if ur dick is bigger than the eiffel tower 

(Source: isilence)

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catsbeaversandducks:

Her name is Chloe Luella and she thinks everything is the worst thing.

Photos/captions by ©Chloe Luella

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ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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