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rorart:

showing off body headcanons what up

rorart:

showing off body headcanons what up

firingpaperbullets:

boazpriestly:

How did you fuck up rice?

And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?

firingpaperbullets:

boazpriestly:

How did you fuck up rice?

And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

vilevenom:

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world

#that article is bullshit #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

Okay, I’m just-UGHEvery female, once they hits puberty, develops cellulite! It is a basic function of our anatomy! Hormones cause it, and it can be either very obvious, or barely noticeable at all! BUT WE ALL HAVE IT.CHRIST ON A CRACKER, I am so SICK to death of seeing articles like this, as if cellulite is some magical shit that only certain people get. It’s a byproduct of estrogen, toxins, and a build up of excess fat and water.God.

vilevenom:

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world

#that article is bullshit #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

Okay, I’m just-UGH

Every female, once they hits puberty, develops cellulite! It is a basic function of our anatomy! Hormones cause it, and it can be either very obvious, or barely noticeable at all! BUT WE ALL HAVE IT.

CHRIST ON A CRACKER, I am so SICK to death of seeing articles like this, as if cellulite is some magical shit that only certain people get. It’s a byproduct of estrogen, toxins, and a build up of excess fat and water.

God.

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aqua-twin:

"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"

NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT

THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BEING ABLE TO FEEL SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH 

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clientsfromhell:

A client asked me to adjust the countdown clock on their website. 

I was very busy when I got the request, so I quickly changed the date before I sent a brief email telling them - 

Me: Cock adjusted.

Moments later…

Client: That’s nice. Did you get a chance to update the countdown on the site though?

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stoned-levi:

"He takes these arm jokes too fucking far, man. Christ. You shouldn’t do that to someone who isn’t sober"

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drewchainzzzz:

"Hey remember that time you…"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night

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why are bats stigmatized as being creepy?

bodypartss:

elfpen:

I mean

look at these things

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they’re like tiny

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fluffy

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dragons

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but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle 

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in caves

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and leaves

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and they have funny ears and noses

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I mean really

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bats are amazing

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This post is so fucking important to me

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deadvalley:

i love this man

deadvalley:

i love this man

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sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls

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